Quotes
How young can you die of old age?
He was a multi-millionaire. Wanna know how he made all of his money? He designed the little diagrams that tell which way to put batteries in.
George is a radio announcer, and when he walks under a bridge... you can't hear him talk.
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press? I don't get it.
Don't you hate when your hand falls asleep and you know it will be up all night.
Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
Babies don't need a vacation but I still see them at the beach. I'll go over to them and say, 'What are you doing here, you've never worked a day in your life!'.
All of the people in my building are insane. The guy above me designs synthetic hairballs for ceramic cats. The lady across the hall tried to rob a department store... with a pricing gun... She said, "Give me all of the money in the vault, or I'm marking down everything in the store."
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, "Wish you were here."
Men can starve from a lack of self-realization as much as they can from a lack of bread.
I would hurl words into this darkness and wait for an echo, and if an echo sounded, no matter how faintly, I would send other words to tell, to march, to fight, to create a sense of hunger for life that gnaws in us all.
Why, I just shake the buildings out of my sleeves.
Well, now that he's finished one building, he'll Le Corbusier go write four books about it.
We should have a system of economics that is structure, that is organic tools. We do not have it. We are all hanging by our eyebrows from skyhooks economically, just as we are architecturally.