Quotes
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.
As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
And my parents finally realize that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: They rent out my room.
A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'.
A ''Bay Area Bisexual'' told me I didn't quite coincide with either of her desires.
Totalitarianism is patriotism institutionalized.
The hair is real - it's the head that's a fake.
Ours is a government of checks and balances. The Mafia and crooked businessmen make out checks, and the politicians and other compromised officials improve their bank balances.
In a rational society we would want our presidents to be teachers. In our actual society we insist they be cheerleaders.
If there is a God, the phrase that must disgust him is - holy war.
If the Old Testament were a reliable guide in the matter of capital punishment, half the people in the United States would have to be killed tomorrow.
Humor is a social lubricant that helps us get over some of the bad spots.
Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar.
You will become as small as your controlling desire; as great as you dominant aspiration.
You are today where your thoughts have brought you; you will be tomorrow where your thoughts take you.
Work joyfully and peacefully, knowing that right thoughts and right efforts inevitably bring about right results.
Whether you be man or woman you will never do anything in this world without courage. It is the greatest quality of the mind next to honor.
To put away aimlessness and weakness, and to begin to think with purpose, is to enter the ranks of those strong ones who only recognize failure as one of the pathways to attainment; who make all conditions serve them, and who think strongly, attempt fearlessly, and accomplish masterfully.
To desire is to obtain; to aspire is to achieve.