Quotes
Nobody can stop you but you. And shame on you if you're the one who stops yourself.
My kids have a competitive drive I never had growing up.
My father was the guy on the block who said hi to everyone.
My father is a Jehovah's Witness, and he raised us under a very strict hand.
I was 12 years old when I had my first job, delivering packages.
I never thought about being famous.
But my kids, my brothers' kids - they think about trying to top what we did.
Being a celebrity, I don't even have to talk.
And my marriage was perfect when I wasn't famous.
And for my family, comedically, that was the key to a lot of the humor.
Usually what happens is that you screen all of it and then when the audience doesn't respond to it - you cut out whatever is holding the story down.
Slot machines are like crack for old people.
I put the cameras on her and told her to be obnoxious as she could possibly could be. She was.
I like to have fun and be funny, but I'm much more of a thinker.
I go through a whole process with the actors first, building and creating characters, then I encourage them to sort of live in that character when they're in the screen.
Saddam Hussein has systematically violated, over the course of the past 11 years, every significant UN resolution that has demanded that he disarm and destroy his chemical and biological weapons, and any nuclear capacity. This he has refused to do.
Henry A. Waxman
The routine promotion of condoms through advertising has been stopped by networks who are so hypocritically priggish that they refuse to describe disease control as they promote disease transmission.
College atheletes used to get a degree in bringing your pencil.
We journalists like to think we are the new crusaders-it's much more gratifying than the image of the journalist pigs evoked by Spitting Image puppets.