Quotes
America does not go abroad in search of monsters to destroy.
Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost.
All men profess honesty as long as they can. To believe all men honest would be folly. To believe none so is something worse.
The natural liberty of man is to be free from any superior power on Earth, and not to be under the will or legislative authority of man, but only to have the law of nature for his rule.
The Constitution shall never be construed... to prevent the people of the United States who are peaceable citizens from keeping their own arms.
Mankind are governed more by their feelings than by reason.
It does not require a majority to prevail, but rather an irate, tireless minority keen to set brush fires in people's minds.
How strangely will the Tools of a Tyrant pervert the plain Meaning of Words!
He who is void of virtuous attachments in private life is, or very soon will be, void of all regard for his country. There is seldom an instance of a man guilty of betraying his country, who had not before lost the feeling of moral obligations in his private connections.
You don't have to be a "person of influence" to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.
We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings.
The only risk of failure is promotion.
The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.
Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.
Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams.
Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.
In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks.
In Japan, employees occasionally work themselves to death. It's called Karoshi. I don't want that to happen to anybody in my department. The trick is to take a break as soon as you see a bright light and hear dead relatives beckon.
If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?