Quotes

The great mystery to me is how restaurant critics think they can get away with doing their job without anybody noticing who they are.

Ted Allen

The funny thing about Thanksgiving, or any huge meal, is that you spend 12 hours shopping for it and then chopping and cooking and braising and blanching. Then it takes 20 minutes to eat it and everybody sort of sits around in a food coma, and then it takes four hours to clean it up.

Ted Allen

That's what I want to do when Queer Eye is over. Just follow Mario Batali around, I'll eat his leftovers or be his royal taster.

Ted Allen

Six months ago, I was just a writer for Esquire, typing up in my little garret on the far north side of Chicago, and no one had any idea who I was.

Ted Allen

Sesame oil is probably my favorite condiment, period.

Ted Allen

Queer Eye for the Straight Guy is a form of service journalism. To be successful, I think it has to be a combination of a good story, it has to be funny, and it also needs to be packed with useful information.

Ted Allen

Oh, did I tell you I have a cookbook? I have a cookbook deal.

Ted Allen

No, Queer Eye has a book coming out before mine, in the Spring of 2004, in which each of us has a section and we do a brief overview of our subject area.

Ted Allen

My whole problem is that all of my favorite things at Thanksgiving are the starches, and everyone is trying to go low-carb this year, even a green vegetable has carbs in it.

Ted Allen

My place in Chicago is a 105 year old house, but I really like contemporary spaces too, so it's refreshing and fun to be in a space where you can do contemporary things.

Ted Allen

Jay Leno is not a guy who likes change. He eats the same food every day.

Ted Allen

It's very important to me that people who are actual chefs and other professionals in the culinary world, understand that I'm not, and have never held myself out as being, like a CIA trained chef.

Ted Allen

In actuality, there was casting for the show and it was pretty difficult.

Ted Allen

If I have committed any culinary atrocities, please forgive me.

Ted Allen

I've leased the apartment; my partner is going to come out here. But we're keeping our house in Chicago because real estate is a really good investment and also because it is just crammed with full of stuff!

Ted Allen

I'm in a loft and the kitchen is in the very center of the apartment. The whole place revolves around it.

Ted Allen

I went in saying I wanted to be the food guy.

Ted Allen

I think that curiosity happened on these reviews where I was just a guest of the reviewer, because it introduced me to new cuisines and to the idea of cooking as a mechanism for studying other cultures and understanding other parts of the world.

Ted Allen

I really have a great deal of humility in that department, and a great deal of respect for people who spend their lives learning how to make these amazing preparations.

Ted Allen

I moved into a larger apartment in the Village and I actually have the possibility of having people over for dinner again, so I'm very excited.

Ted Allen