Quotes
It is the month of June, The month of leaves and roses, When pleasant sights salute the eyes And pleasant scents the noses.
In comparing men and books, one must always remember this important distinction,-that one can put the books down at anytime.
If there is anything that keeps the mind open to angel visits, and repels the ministry of ill, it is human love.
How like a mounting devil in the heart rules the unreined ambition!
He who binds his soul to knowledge, steals the key of heaven.
At present there is no distinction among the upper ten thousand of the city.
Take me off on harmony joy rides.
Schizophrenia demons live in my head.
Quit shouting those rerun songs at me.
Put me on torture hell rides.
I'm doing what I want to do, and I don't care what you think you need!
Writers are too neurotic to ever be happy.
When you've written your characters into a corner, you just hand the manuscript over to your partner and make her fix it.
My latest comedy, Bellwether, let me go after everything that bugs me: meetings, Barbie, trendy coffeehouses, those incompetent clerks who refuse to get off the phone to talk to you, and bread pudding.
It is my belief that everything you need to know about the world can be learned in a church choir.
I watched the entire O.J. Simpson trial, and he was guilty.
I have watched "All My Children" since it started. Can you believe Erica was the one who ran over Maria and Kelsey?
I have never written anything in one draft, not even a grocery list, although I have heard from friends that this is actually possible.
I hate sequels. They're never as good as the first book.
I am a Colorado native, and, no, I did not vote for the anti-gay amendment or the same-sex marriage ban, and I am not a member of a militia.