Quotes

I play drums, clarinet, saxophone, trumpet, french horn, piano.

Norman Wisdom

I owe everything to the army.

Norman Wisdom

I have a new album out now.

Norman Wisdom

I do play drums when I'm on tour.

Norman Wisdom

But no, I've just been very lucky. But I've worked hard, and the harder you work, the luckier you seem to get.

Norman Wisdom

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two.

Norman Wisdom

Where do you go to get anorexia?

Shelley Winters

Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.

Shelley Winters

Security is when I'm very much in love with somebody extraordinary who loves me back.

Shelley Winters

Now that I'm over sixty I'm veering toward respectability.

Shelley Winters

It was so cold I almost got married.

Shelley Winters

In Hollywood, all marriages are happy. It's trying to live together afterwards that causes the problems.

Shelley Winters

I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short.

Shelley Winters

I was so cold the other day, I almost got married.

Shelley Winters

I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American. But if I were 22 with a great body, it would be artistic, tasteful, patriotic and a progressive religious experience.

Shelley Winters

I have bursts of being a lady, but it doesn't last long.

Shelley Winters

He had a quality of sexual lightning.

Shelley Winters

Every now and then, when you're on stage, you hear the best sound a player can hear. It's a sound you can't get in movies or in television. It is the sound of a wonderful, deep silence that means you've hit them where they live.

Shelley Winters

All marriages are happy. It's trying to live together afterwards that causes all the problems.

Shelley Winters

You know, that's the reality, but I always shoot movies for the screen, 'cause that's just the experience that I want to get out of it.

Alex Winter