Fred Allen
A molehill man is a pseudo-busy executive who comes to work at 9 am and finds a molehill on his desk. He has until 5 p.m. to make this molehill into a mountain. An accomplished molehill man will often have his mountain finished before lunch.
A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on.
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.