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P. G. Wodehouse
The Bishop was talking to the local Master of Hounds about the difficulty he had in keeping his vicars off the incense.
P. G. Wodehouse
Success comes to a writer as a rule, so gradually that it is always something of a shock to him to look back and realize the heights to which he has climbed.
P. G. Wodehouse
She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say "when."
P. G. Wodehouse
She had a penetrating sort of laugh. Rather like a train going into a tunnel.
P. G. Wodehouse
Psmith is the only thing in my literary career which was handed to me on a plate with watercress round it, thus enabling me to avoid the blood, sweat and tears inseparable from an author's life.
P. G. Wodehouse
Marriage isn't a process of prolonging the life of love, but of mummifying the corpse.
P. G. Wodehouse
Madeleine Basset laughed the tinkling, silvery laugh that had got her so disliked by the better element.
P. G. Wodehouse
It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.
P. G. Wodehouse
I just sit at a typewriter and curse a bit.
P. G. Wodehouse
I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.