Arabella Weir
What I hate about those cookery shows is the whole, 'I've got a perfect life because I've got scallops and creme fraiche in the fridge and you're just a fat peasant' idea - because everybody's got fresh ginger in the fridge, you know.
I can't write about my greatest mistakes because I've slept with most of them.
Everybody I've known who's ever got married on a small scale or on a big scale cannot believe the proportions it takes on.