Alexander Woollcott
Nothing risque, nothing gained.
Many of us spend half of our time wishing for things we could have if we didn't spend half our time wishing.
I'm tired of hearing it said that democracy doesn't work. Of course it doesn't work. We are supposed to work it.
Germany was the cause of Hitler as much as Chicago is responsible for the Chicago Tribune.
Everything I like is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening.