Aaron Allston
Where can I get some tat? I'd like to trade it in.
When all else fails, complicate matters.
Violence is the first refuge of the violent.
This would not be a problem if I were driving a snowplow.
There are two types of people in the world, and I'm one of them.
The way to a man's heart is through his chest.
The principle of Sturgeon's Razor states that the simplest answer to any problem is 90% crap.
The good thing about being Dr. Frankenstein is that you can always make new friends.
The difference between tragedy and comedy: Tragedy is something awful happening to somebody else, while comedy is something awful happening to somebody else.
The chief difference between horror fans and science fiction fans lies in why they won't walk backwards. A horror fan won't walk backwards because he knows he'll be knifed by a madman. A science fiction fan won't walk backwards because he knows he'll step on the cat.
The analysis of the thing is not the thing itself.
No one pays me to be nice.
Luck consists largely of hanging on by your fingernails until things start to go your way.
Life is like an analogy.
Lawyers are the first refuge of the incompetent.
If you hack the Vatican server, have you tampered in God's domain?
I'm content to stand on tradition. I'm even more content to wipe my feet on it.
I really can't complain about actresses who get paid to be dumb. Most of us can't get paid to be smart.
Feminism is sort of like God. Many people profess to believe in it, but no one seems to be able to define it to everyone's satisfaction.
Ennui and lethargy are waging a war inside me.